Posted by u/GrandmaGotWiFi Β· 30 YEARS OF THREAD EXPERIENCE
"OKAY BISH. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY."
LOOK AT THE FOUR LETTERS.
S V C V.
FOUR. FUCKING. LETTERS.
LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN HIDE IT.
"HELLO WE ARE A GLOBAL CULTURAL CONGLOMERATE."
BISH JUST SAY YOU WANT THE LVMH CROWN AND GO HOME LMAOOOOOOOO.
THE CORPORATE AESTHETIC IS GIVING: "WE HAVE A MOODBOARD."
THIS HALLOWEEN OR WHAT.
WHERE IS THE BISH.
WHO CREATED THIS.
WHY DOES THE FOUNDER LORE FEEL LIKE I NEED A PASSWORD FROM THE CIA.
I KNOW A FBI FUGITIVE WHEN I SEE ONE.
I KNOW A RUSSIAN FRONT WHEN I SEE ONE.
I KNOW A MAN WITH THREE PASSPORTS AND A PRIVATE ISLAND WHEN I SEE ONE.
LMAOOOOOOOO JK I KNOW NOTHING.
DON'T ARREST ME. I HAVE CLASS TOMORROW.
SVCV GLOBAL.
SVCV.
SVCV, INC.
NEXT WEEK:
SVCV MAX ULTRA PRO PLUS.
THEN:
SVCV INTERNATIONAL HOLDINGS GLOBAL CULTURAL LUXURY MEDIA CAPITAL PARTNERS GROUP INC.
THEN:
"GUYS WE'RE JUST SVCV AGAIN."
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE. MY EYEBALLS ARE TIRED.
"PERMANENT CAPITAL."
"GLOBAL CULTURAL PLATFORM."
"NEXT-GENERATION HOLDING COMPANY."
"STRATEGIC ACQUISITION."
BISH.
I HAVE $14.73 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M WARREN BUFFETT'S HAUNTED GRANDSON.
PLEASE. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE OFFICE IS.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE OPENING CREDITS OF AN ANIME ABOUT FINANCE.
DARK SCREEN.
RED LETTERS.
MYSTERIOUS MUSIC.
"THE FUTURE OF CULTURE."
BROOOOO.
I THOUGHT I WAS APPLYING FOR AN INTERNSHIP.
WHY AM I BEING SUMMONED TO THE CORPORATE SHADOW REALM.
WHO GAVE THE WEB DESIGNER 900 ENERGY DRINKS.
FASHION.
LUXURY.
MEDIA.
ENTERTAINMENT.
INVESTMENT.
JAPAN.
HONG KONG.
GLOBAL.
CULTURE.
CAPITAL.
I DREW THE WHOLE THING ON MY WALL WITH RED STRING.
MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY.
I SAID:
"NO MOM. I'M RESEARCHING SVCV."
SHE TOOK MY WIFI AWAY.
I CAME HERE TO INVESTIGATE.
I LEARNED NOTHING.
I HAVE 63 TABS OPEN.
MY BROWSER IS CRYING.
MY PHONE IS HOT.
MY ROOMMATE THINKS I'M IN THE CIA.
SVCV GLOBAL?
SVCV?
SVCV, INC?
WHO KNOWS.
BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN:
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
GOODNIGHT BISH.
THREAD LOCKED. GO DRINK WATER. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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